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nah bro that’s when tumblr shit on my hopes and dreams by making it so i couldn’t use missing e, which auto-tagged all my asks
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i’ve already done it with two other girls and a boy and a girl, so i guess all that’s left is two guys. which i really want to do, too.
HAVE ALL THE THREESOMES

yes, i would absolutely check out looking for alaska! or any of john green’s books, really.
of course, given that you’re anon, i can’t say i know what your taste is or if you’d even like it, but i definitely enjoyed it as a YA fan.
the girl just texted me: “I started reading looking for Alaska and I’m at the part where it’s one day before and I’m too nervous to read on. ONE DAY BEFORE WHAT?”
i don’t have the heart to tell her
rimming, bit of fingering, but not much and always in conjunction to something else (like, when she’s going down on me). yeah, i never thought that i’d like it, but it just kind of happened when we were drunk, and i dug it, so i asked for some more of it when i was sober. don’t be scared!
the best bandwagon to be on

anyway, honestly, everyone gets off to different things, so my advice would be to experiment. with a partner, by yourself. see what you like. i’ll go ahead and assume that you’re a girl - lots of girls can’t get off without some sort of clitoral stimulation, but for others, penetration is where it’s at. or both. find the g-spot. find your favorite fantasies. be in the mood and take your time. if you’re with a partner, be vocal about what feels good. be even more vocal about what doesn’t feel good so you can figure out what does. WHAT I’M GETTING AT IS THERE IS NO SOLID ADVICE FOR THIS, BUT HAVE FUN AND DON’T WEAR YOURSELF OUT TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT
depends which one is hotter in any particular instance
not weird, but unexpected: i’ve recently discovered that i’m am down for some mild ass play.

this past weekend and i thought it was pretty satisfactory

boy am i
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2. cut off your arms
look how thin and sexy i am thanks to the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!!

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