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daisieys:

yes
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(Source: thats-so-meme, via meladoodle)

21 May 13
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There's a huge time jump in your askbox tag... have you not been answering questions for a few months?
Anonymous

nah bro that’s when tumblr shit on my hopes and dreams by making it so i couldn’t use missing e, which auto-tagged all my asks

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mikecheck09:

Mila Kunis

(via lifesaddictiion)

21 May 13
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Ménage à trois! Would you do it with A) 2 other girls ooor B) a boy and a girl? Or well, C) 2 boys :P
victimofescapism

i’ve already done it with two other girls and a boy and a girl, so i guess all that’s left is two guys. which i really want to do, too. 

HAVE ALL THE THREESOMES

21 May 13
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41 minutes ago
Is looking for Alaska worth a read?! I need a new book to start. (:
Anonymous

yes, i would absolutely check out looking for alaska! or any of john green’s books, really. 

of course, given that you’re anon, i can’t say i know what your taste is or if you’d even like it, but i definitely enjoyed it as a YA fan.

21 May 13
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46 minutes ago

the girl just texted me: “I started reading looking for Alaska and I’m at the part where it’s one day before and I’m too nervous to read on. ONE DAY BEFORE WHAT?”

i don’t have the heart to tell her

21 May 13
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47 minutes ago
what kind of ass play?? i want to start but i'm scaredddddd
Anonymous

rimming, bit of fingering, but not much and always in conjunction to something else (like, when she’s going down on me). yeah, i never thought that i’d like it, but it just kind of happened when we were drunk, and i dug it, so i asked for some more of it when i was sober. don’t be scared!

21 May 13
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48 minutes ago
Jumping on the sex bandwagon here: Any advice on how to orgasm? I hope this isnt too weird to answer. lol.
Anonymous

the best bandwagon to be on

anyway, honestly, everyone gets off to different things, so my advice would be to experiment. with a partner, by yourself. see what you like. i’ll go ahead and assume that you’re a girl - lots of girls can’t get off without some sort of clitoral stimulation, but for others, penetration is where it’s at. or both. find the g-spot. find your favorite fantasies. be in the mood and take your time. if you’re with a partner, be vocal about what feels good. be even more vocal about what doesn’t feel good so you can figure out what does. WHAT I’M GETTING AT IS THERE IS NO SOLID ADVICE FOR THIS, BUT HAVE FUN AND DON’T WEAR YOURSELF OUT TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT

21 May 13
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56 minutes ago
Do you like having sex with guys or girls better??
Anonymous

depends which one is hotter in any particular instance

21 May 13
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1 hour ago
are you into anything really weird in bed?
Anonymous

not weird, but unexpected: i’ve recently discovered that i’m am down for some mild ass play. 

21 May 13
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1 hour ago
When was the last time you fucked? how was it?
Anonymous

this past weekend and i thought it was pretty satisfactory 

21 May 13
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1 hour ago
WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Anonymous

boy am i

and for my followers who don’t know what the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! entails, let me tell you:

1. tumble tumble tumble

2. cut off your arms

look how thin and sexy i am thanks to the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!!

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