Anonymous asked: Have you ever queefed during sex? If so, tell the story/stories!
hey old followers: let's show my new followers how...
i’ve gotten a bit more since starting my giveaway, so really, it’s only right to give them a warm welcome you know what to do
Anonymous asked: for the giveaway, i've reblogged you a few times on my main blog but most often on my recovery blog. even though i can't follow you from my recovery blog (already following from the main), will that still count if i happen to win?
WHEN I SEE SOMEONE DO AN EXERCISE THAT I'VE NEVER...
fitify: fitify: clean room do laundry including sheets do dishes / clean kitchen BEFORE jack gets home update profile reeeead and enjoy life and stuff call mom do nails wash yoga mat and that’s my day. ready, set, go. fucking beasted that to-do list today DAMN wow you guys are really supportive of my productivity ty ty #givingthanks
fitify: clean room do laundry including sheets do dishes / clean kitchen BEFORE jack gets home update profile reeeead and enjoy life and stuff call mom do nails wash yoga mat and that’s my day. ready, set, go. fucking beasted that to-do list today DAMN
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
A Workout For Book Nerds
epicreads: All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together! Workout #1: The Book Curl Workout #2: The Book Up Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend! Cool Down
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
youarefuckingmajestic: BE VAIN AND BE UNASHAMED. LOVE YOURSELF FIERCELY AND TELL ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
me: does 5 situps
laugh-addict: me: where are my abs?
i swear to god yahoo if you ruin tumblr and require me to rebuild my entire follower base on another platform…………………
sparkling-shadowhunter: they-kept-their-silence: magnusandtheherondales: Petition for John Green to play the guy who talked about his balls a lot and spent his spare time hanging with teenagers in some random church basement that he believed was the literal heart of Jesus Mission: have John Green find this post. John Green as Patrick?
vvant: advice for having the best life ever: dont have a crush
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot