22 May 13
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1 day ago
just wanted to say i fell in love with your tumblr after tmi Tuesday. it mad my night
everydaylovestory

thanks so much! i’m glad someone appreciated it.. i may or may not have lost like 50+ followers last night because of it but

22 May 13
0 notes
1 day ago
hey! for your giveaway, do you ship to canada?
Anonymous

yes!

22 May 13
2 notes
1 day ago
the last time you had sex, did your partner come? if so, how did you do it?
Anonymous

she did! and haha, well, honestly.. she has really sensitive nipples. like, gets crazy, unbelievably turned on when they’re sucked. so that, and playing really lightly with her clit. we were both really sleepy and had already done it that day, and this was just us messing around before she left to go back home since she’d been here all weekend. so yep. 

22 May 13
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1 day ago
Does the girl know about your tumblr? If so, whats her thoughts?
Anonymous

yep she does, and like most people that i know IRL, she’s frustrated that i won’t tell her my url. 

21 May 13
3 notes
2 days ago
There's a huge time jump in your askbox tag... have you not been answering questions for a few months?
Anonymous

nah bro that’s when tumblr shit on my hopes and dreams by making it so i couldn’t use missing e, which auto-tagged all my asks

21 May 13
11 notes
2 days ago
Ménage à trois! Would you do it with A) 2 other girls ooor B) a boy and a girl? Or well, C) 2 boys :P
victimofescapism

i’ve already done it with two other girls and a boy and a girl, so i guess all that’s left is two guys. which i really want to do, too. 

HAVE ALL THE THREESOMES

21 May 13
3 notes
2 days ago
Is looking for Alaska worth a read?! I need a new book to start. (:
Anonymous

yes, i would absolutely check out looking for alaska! or any of john green’s books, really. 

of course, given that you’re anon, i can’t say i know what your taste is or if you’d even like it, but i definitely enjoyed it as a YA fan.

21 May 13
2 notes
2 days ago
what kind of ass play?? i want to start but i'm scaredddddd
Anonymous

rimming, bit of fingering, but not much and always in conjunction to something else (like, when she’s going down on me). yeah, i never thought that i’d like it, but it just kind of happened when we were drunk, and i dug it, so i asked for some more of it when i was sober. don’t be scared!

21 May 13
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2 days ago
Jumping on the sex bandwagon here: Any advice on how to orgasm? I hope this isnt too weird to answer. lol.
Anonymous

the best bandwagon to be on

anyway, honestly, everyone gets off to different things, so my advice would be to experiment. with a partner, by yourself. see what you like. i’ll go ahead and assume that you’re a girl - lots of girls can’t get off without some sort of clitoral stimulation, but for others, penetration is where it’s at. or both. find the g-spot. find your favorite fantasies. be in the mood and take your time. if you’re with a partner, be vocal about what feels good. be even more vocal about what doesn’t feel good so you can figure out what does. WHAT I’M GETTING AT IS THERE IS NO SOLID ADVICE FOR THIS, BUT HAVE FUN AND DON’T WEAR YOURSELF OUT TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT

21 May 13
4 notes
2 days ago
Do you like having sex with guys or girls better??
Anonymous

depends which one is hotter in any particular instance

21 May 13
2 notes
2 days ago
are you into anything really weird in bed?
Anonymous

not weird, but unexpected: i’ve recently discovered that i’m am down for some mild ass play. 

21 May 13
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2 days ago
When was the last time you fucked? how was it?
Anonymous

this past weekend and i thought it was pretty satisfactory 

21 May 13
9 notes
2 days ago
WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Anonymous

boy am i

and for my followers who don’t know what the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! entails, let me tell you:

1. tumble tumble tumble

2. cut off your arms

look how thin and sexy i am thanks to the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!!

21 May 13
6 notes
2 days ago
What does queefed mean?
Anonymous

here, let me google that for you

21 May 13
2 notes
2 days ago
Have you ever queefed during sex? If so, tell the story/stories!
Anonymous

oh god, maybe, probably? but i didn’t pay enough attention to have a whole dramatic story about it

like, ladies, the roof isn’t going to collapse and your partner’s not gonna explode if you queef during sex. it’s okay. 

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